LAFAYETTE, La. – Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry has ordered Buc-ee’s to play Trump speeches continuously at gas pumps and throughout the store when it opens.
“Buc-ee’s represents American greatness—big, bold, and never running out of beef jerky,” Landry announced. “And what better way to enhance the experience than with the wisdom of President Trump, 24-7?”
Speakers throughout the store will blast iconic soundbites like “We’re winning so much, you’ll get tired of winning,” “It’s a beautiful thing, tremendous, really,” and “They don’t want you to know this, but Buc-ee’s is the best.” Meanwhile, restroom visitors will be treated to “The cleanest bathrooms, maybe ever. I’ve seen some clean bathrooms, but these are by far the cleanest—believe me.”
To further cement its “America First” status, Landry is also considering requiring cashiers to salute customers who pay with cash and implementing a “Truth Social Express Lane,” accessible to anyone who has re-truthed a Trump post.
“This is what freedom smells like,” Landry said. “gasoline, brisket, and winning.”
Upon hearing the news President Trump posted “Buc-ee’s is tremendous. Playing my speeches? Beautiful idea. People will love it—huge!” to his Truth Social account and tagged Landry.
