Livingston Sheriff’s Office Covered Up Boating DWI to Hide Deputy’s Choice of Natural Light Beer
A high-ranking Livingston Parish deputy’s boating DWI was quietly buried—not to hide the crime, but to conceal the real disgrace: a vessel overflowing with Natural Light cans. Officials feared the public couldn’t handle the department’s taste in beer.
Livingston Parish Sheriff Transfers Deputy’s Boating DWI Arrest to Nonexistent Sea Division
When a Livingston Parish deputy was arrested for boating under the influence, the Sheriff’s Office quietly assigned the case to its “Sea Division.” The only problem? It doesn’t exist.
Bear Spotted Recently in Livingston Parish Checks Into Rehab After Week-Long Meth Bender
The black bear spotted in Livingston Parish has officially checked into rehab after a week-long meth binge. Rehab staff say the bear, now toothless with one gold incisor, insists on being called “Cooter” and believes he’s engaged to Waffle House waitress named Crystal.
Livingston Parish Declares Open Container Day in Honor of Councilman’s DWI Arrest
After his DWI arrest, former State Trooper and now Councilman Dean Coates is being honored by constituents with “Open Container Day”—a Livingston Parish celebration featuring drive-thru daiquiris, mock court hearings, and a parade complete with a drunk breathalyzer tech shouting, “It’s calibrated now!” from atop a beer-themed float.
Watson Woman Claims Bear Was Her Ex in Disguise Trying to See the Kids Again
A Watson woman insists the bear spotted near her home was actually her ex-husband in disguise, trying to see their kids. “I knew it was him by the way he shuffled,” she said. Deputies couldn’t confirm either way, but she’s filed a restraining order—against the bear, just in case.
Livingston Motorists Shocked to Learn Juban Construction Crew is Just 12 Cardboard Cutouts
Juban Road drivers thought construction workers were just standing around again—turns out they weren’t standing at all. LADOTD replaced them with cardboard cutouts months ago, and no one noticed until now.
Rock the Country Organizers Nominated for “Best Simulation of Baton Rouge Traffic” Award
What was supposed to be a country music celebration quickly turned into a four-hour meditation on regret, dehydration, and two-lane road design. Rock the Country gave fans everything but entry.
Kid Rock to Perform in Livingston, Experts Seeing Spike in Jorts Sales
Kid Rock is bringing his denim-clad chaos to Livingston Parish, and local stores are bracing for a surge in jorts, flag bandanas, and mullet-related grooming emergencies. Experts are calling it “a fashion crisis wrapped in freedom.”
Livingston Parish Burglars Blame Economy After Breaking Into Cars and Finding Nothing but Trash
Local burglars say the struggling economy is making their jobs harder, as Livingston Parish cars now hold nothing but disappointment, unpaid parking tickets, and melted ChapStick. “At least leave a working charger,” one thief begged.
Livingston Parish Sheriff Infiltrates Exclusive Squatted Truck Club With Decoy Tahoe
In a bold operation dubbed “Half Lift Havoc,” the Livingston Parish Sheriff’s Office successfully lured dozens of squatted trucks to a snow covered Walmart parking lot by promising free unlimited Monster Energy drinks, LED light bars, and a burnout contest.