Livingston Parish Burglars Blame Economy After Breaking Into Cars and Finding Nothing but Trash
Local burglars say the struggling economy is making their jobs harder, as Livingston Parish cars now hold nothing but disappointment, unpaid parking tickets, and melted ChapStick. “At least leave a working charger,” one thief begged.
Livingston Parish Sheriff Infiltrates Exclusive Squatted Truck Club With Decoy Tahoe
In a bold operation dubbed “Half Lift Havoc,” the Livingston Parish Sheriff’s Office successfully lured dozens of squatted trucks to a snow covered Walmart parking lot by promising free unlimited Monster Energy drinks, LED light bars, and a burnout contest.