ATLANTA, GA – Sources say Boosie Badazz was left stunned this week after allegedly being offered 10% off his next presidential pardon instead of a refund following a disappointing customer service experience.
According to insiders, the offer arrived in a politely worded email thanking him for his patience before apologizing that his requested pardon “did not meet expectations.”
“We sincerely value your business,” the message reportedly read. “While we’re unable to issue a full refund at this time, we’d be happy to offer 10% off your next presidential pardon as a gesture of goodwill.”
Friends say Boosie spent several minutes trying to determine whether the message was serious before asking if there was at least a manager he could speak to.
Customer service representatives allegedly explained that executive clemency is a highly customized product and therefore does not qualify for the company’s standard satisfaction guarantee.
They concluded by inviting him to enroll in the firm’s new loyalty rewards program, promising exclusive discounts, priority processing, and special offers for repeat customers who find themselves needing another presidential pardon in the future.
