Baton Rouge Man Opens Used Car Lot, Names It ‘Grand Theft Auto Sales & Service’
Customers raved about the unbeatable prices at “Grand Theft Auto Sales & Service,” only to later realize they had unknowingly entered into a crime scene rather than a dealership.
Despite Losing Union Rights, TSA Assures Public That 3oz Cologne Bottles Will Still Be Treated as Explosives
Despite losing collective bargaining rights, TSA agents remain unwavering in their most sacred duty: ensuring that no traveler successfully sneaks a 3.4oz bottle of cologne past security. Because if they can’t have fair wages, neither can you have your overpriced Polo Sport.
WNBA Strike Could Lead to Record-Low Attendance—If That Were Possible
As WNBA players push for better treatment, league officials face their toughest challenge yet: convincing fans to notice the strike is happening in the first place.
Senator Cassidy’s 2026 Plan: Hope Opponent is Somehow Even Worse
Senator Bill Cassidy’s 2026 re-election strategy? Hoping his opponent is worse. With voters frustrated by both parties, Cassidy’s campaign leans on the motto: “The Devil You Know.” Will it work?