Governor Jeff Landry Issues Executive Order Requiring All Sadvocate Articles Be Approved by His Office Before Publication
Louisiana’s new Department of Satirical Oversight will reportedly review The Sadvocate’s headlines for “heresy, sarcasm, and unnecessary references to Cane’s sauce.”
Governor Landry Orders Louisiana National Guard to Seize LSU’s Offensive Playbook and Have it Immediately Destroyed
Governor Jeff Landry has ordered the National Guard to raid LSU’s football facility and seize Joe Sloan’s offensive playbook. The governor called it a danger to public morale, vowing the pages will be destroyed before fans suffer through another predictable Saturday
Livingston Sheriff’s Office Covered Up Boating DWI to Hide Deputy’s Choice of Natural Light Beer
A high-ranking Livingston Parish deputy’s boating DWI was quietly buried—not to hide the crime, but to conceal the real disgrace: a vessel overflowing with Natural Light cans. Officials feared the public couldn’t handle the department’s taste in beer.
After Latest Controversy Baton Rouge Councilman Officially Changes Name to Cleve Dunnitagain
Baton Rouge Councilman Cleve Dunn Jr., now officially Cleve Dunnitagain, adds another controversy to his list after a student collapsed at a warehouse he co-leases, raising new questions about safety and oversight.
911 Calls Surge After Rare Construction Worker Sighting at Sullivan Road Project
Confused residents flooded 911 with reports of a suspicious person at the Sullivan Road project—turns out, it was a real construction worker. Mayor Wade Evans urged calm, while the police chief promised to monitor for any further “unexpected progress.”
Joy Reid Fired After MSNBC Discovers Most Viewers Were Satire News Writers
MSNBC canceled The ReidOut after discovering most of its audience consisted of satire writers mining Joy Reid’s monologues for content. Executives tried saving the show by asking her to be less absurd, but when she accidentally said something accurate on air, they had no choice but to pull the plug