Latest Poll Confirms Nobody Has Any Idea Which Congressional District They Live In This Week
A new poll found that 87% of Louisiana voters have no idea which congressional district they currently live in, while the remaining 13% admitted they were mostly guessing.
Cajuns Demand Congressional District From Lafayette To Wherever Their Cousins Live
Louisiana lawmakers may be redrawing congressional maps, but Cajuns say the process won’t be fair until every cousin, camp, and boudin shop is represented in the same district.
Democrats Demand Supreme Court Agree to “Best Two Out of Three” Series on Louisiana Congressional Map Ruling
Democrats say the Supreme Court ruling on Louisiana’s congressional map only counts as Game One, and they’re now pushing for a full best-of-three series before accepting defeat.
Landry Signs Executive Order Removing Garret Graves’ Home From Inside State Lines to Prevent Run for Governor
The new boundary now curves so precisely around the home that cartographers are calling it “petty, but impressive.”
After Supreme Court Tosses Map, Senior Official Confirms It Was Drawn by His 5-Year-Old Neice for “Fresh Perspective”
Louisiana’s rejected congressional map might make more sense now after officials confirmed it was originally drawn by a 5-year-old before being “cleaned up” for presentation.
Half of Congressional Map Protestors Arrive Late After Misreading Map With Directions to Capitol
A demonstration to defend Louisiana’s congressional map took an ironic turn Monday when half the crowd couldn’t find the Capitol, after using the very map they were fighting to keep.
After Years of Outrage, Louisiana Democrats Try Gerrymandering and Instantly Approve
The DNC says it’s not gerrymandering—it’s “Boundary Liberation.” Their new Louisiana map may look like a Roomba had a meltdown, but officials insist it was drawn with fairness, equity, and just a little political ambition.