Jimmy Hoffa Located After Being Stuck in Baton Rouge Traffic for 50 Years

Officials confirm Jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance wasn’t mob-related—he’s just been waiting for Baton Rouge traffic to clear since 1975. Found trapped between an SUV with a Tiger tail and a Nissan Altima blasting “Neck,” his story is a true Louisiana tragedy.
Escaped Inmate Calls 911 After Ending Up on Siegen Lane, Begs to Return to Prison

A work-release inmate’s escape ended in sheer terror when he found himself on Siegen Lane, surrounded by vagrants, impromptu street vendors, and unlicensed security guards. In fear, he called 911—begging to go back to prison.
CATS Strike Enters Day 3 – Baton Rouge Residents Still Waiting to Be Affected

Officials say they are working toward a resolution, but at this point, they’re also considering just quietly removing the entire bus system and seeing if anyone even notices.