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Dept. of Wildlife & Fisheries Budget Cut by $94M: Poachers Send Thank You Notes

Louisiana’s Wildlife Department just lost $94 million in funding—and the only ones celebrating are...

DOTD: Bridge Damage Not a Problem, Unless You’re One of Those ‘Wants-to-Survive’ Types

While thousands cross the Mississippi River Bridge daily, DOTD says there's no cause for...

Landry Freezes Hiring, Tells Agencies to “Just Google How to Do Everything”

In a move sure to confuse both bureaucrats and IT departments, Jeff Landry has partnered with...

Louisiana DMV Computer System Is So Old It Still Thinks Edwin Edwards Is Governor

In a move that screams "Louisiana logic," the new DMV chief—a fire marshal by trade—has discovered...

DOTD Completes Final Study for New Baton Rouge Bridge, Construction Set for 2026

After years of debate, LADOTD has finalized plans for a new Mississippi River bridge south of Baton...

Jeff Landry Finalizes Plan with Insurance Commissioner to Bring Reduced Premiums to Millions

Governor Jeff Landry just announced a sweeping deal to lower insurance premiums across...

Landry Introduces Facebook Post-Inspired Bill Entitled: “We Will Literally Vote for Anything That Reduces Insurance Premiums”

After voters rejected all four amendments with the enthusiasm of a cat rejecting bathwater, Governor...

LA DMV Chief Quits; Enters 3rd Day Waiting in Line to Collect Final Paycheck

Former OMV Commissioner Dan Casey resigned Tuesday but quickly discovered the true horrors of...

After Years of Outrage, Louisiana Democrats Try Gerrymandering and Instantly Approve

The DNC says it’s not gerrymandering—it’s “Boundary Liberation.” Their new Louisiana map may look...

‘No Crawfish is Illegal’: Group Demands Amnesty for Imported Crawfish in Louisiana

After a vendor was caught selling imported crawfish, activists are demanding sanctuary pots and...

Gov. Landry Declares State of Emergency After Discovering LA DMV Still Running on Windows 95

After a catastrophic OMV system crash halted basic services statewide, Gov. Landry took action—by...

Louisiana Adds Bridge Collapse Simulator to Driver’s Ed Curriculum Amid Recent Bridge Condition Report

Following a report warning that eight Louisiana bridges are at risk of collapse, DOTD is preparing...

Jeff Landry Wants Remote Workers Back in the Office—Because Nothing Boosts Productivity Like Baton Rouge Gridlock

Gov. Jeff Landry has declared war on remote work, forcing thousands of state employees back into...

Insurance Commissioner Suggests LA Homeowners Should ‘Stop Being Poor’ If They Want Affordable Coverage

Louisiana’s Insurance Commissioner has a solution for skyrocketing rates: Stop being poor. Officials...

Governor Declares ‘No Corruption Month’ to Give Politicians a Break from Bribery Investigations

BATON ROUGE, La. – In a groundbreaking move to boost morale among Louisiana’s elected...

Gov. Landry Makes Crawfish Tax Exempt, Doubles Taxes on Vegan Food—Offers Protesters a Crawfish Boil

Gov. Jeff Landry’s latest proposal eliminates taxes on crawfish while doubling them on vegan food...

LSU Launches Degree in Political Corruption Studies to Prepare Future Leaders

LSU’s new Political Corruption Studies program embraces Louisiana’s rich legacy of backroom deals...

Senator Cassidy’s 2026 Plan: Hope Opponent is Somehow Even Worse

Senator Bill Cassidy’s 2026 re-election strategy? Hoping his opponent is worse. With voters...

Jeff Landry Forms the Imported Crustacean Enforcement (ICE) Agency to Begin Deporting Foreign Shrimp

Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry has declared war on illegal Chinese shrimp, launching the Imported...

Buc-ee’s Unveils $82M Travel Center Plan—State Officials Wonder If It’s Too Late to Ask for a Loan

Buc-ee’s is investing $82 million in Lafayette, leaving Louisiana officials wondering if they can...

Governor Mandates Live Beavers at Every Louisiana Buc-ee’s, Citing Lifelong Love for Them

Governor Jeff Landry has mandated a live beaver at every Buc-ee’s in Louisiana, citing his deep...

Governor Landry Accidentally Catches Beads at Spanish Town Parade, Declares It ‘An Attempted Bribery’

Governor Jeff Landry caught beads at the Spanish Town Parade—then declared it a bribery attempt by...

Bill Cassidy Posts 69% Approval Rating, Accidentally Reveals It’s From His Family Group Chat

Bill Cassidy claimed a 69% approval rating in Louisiana, but sources reveal the poll came from his...

Louisiana State Police Captain Demonstrates Bold New “Crash-and-Retire” Legal Strategy

A Louisiana State Police captain arrested for DWI avoided jail, skipped a mugshot, and retired hours...

Landry to Require Buc-ee’s in Lafayette to Play Trump Speeches at Gas Pumps

Louisiana’s newest Buc-ee’s won’t just offer oversized snacks and clean restrooms—it’ll now serve up...

Disney Announces Louisiana Themed Attraction in Orlando

Disney has announced the opening of a new Louisiana-themed Attraction at it's Orlando theme park...

Governor Jeff Landry Issues Executive Order Banning James Carville from Wearing LSU Gear on TV

Governor Jeff Landry has issued an executive order banning James Carville from wearing LSU gear on...

Governor Landry Orders All State Buildings to Fly ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ Flags

Governor Jeff Landry has ordered all Louisiana government buildings to replace the state flag with...

McKernan Splits Cost of Landry’s Jet, Gets Exclusive Rights to Aerial Advertising

Governor Jeff Landry’s new $5.5 million jet won’t just fly officials—it’ll advertise Gordon...

DOGE LA to be Lead by Todd Graves; Vows to Reduce Spending and Restore Chicken Finger Size

Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry has tapped Raising Cane’s founder Todd Graves as the state’s...
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