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Governor Landry Approves Ban on AI, Says Louisiana Will Remain “Proudly Behind the Curve”

Louisiana banned AI in state offices this week, with Governor Jeff Landry vowing to keep the state...

Pointe Coupee Schools Consider Offering Perfect Attendance Award to Any Student Who Shows Up At Least Twice

Pointe Coupee Parish is lowering the bar for student attendance, proposing “perfect attendance”...

Louisiana Legislature Considers Joining LHSAA Just to Get Something Passed This Year

Lawmakers at the State Capitol admitted they’re so tired of gridlock that the LHSAA might actually...

ICE Detainees Give Angola Kitchen Zero Stars On Yelp, Say They’d Rather Starve Than Order Again

Angola’s cafeteria has officially bottomed out on Yelp, with ICE detainees unanimously giving the...

Schexnayder Laughs at Artifact’s Priceless Claim By AG Murrill, Says Pawn Shop Wouldn’t Go Past $100

Former Speaker Clay Schexnayder downplayed the value of Louisiana’s missing artifact, saying it...

Wildlife & Fisheries and OMV Partnership Saves Time by Combining Two Broken Systems Into One

Louisiana has streamlined inefficiency by combining the Office of Motor Vehicles with Wildlife &...

EPA Reports Tangipahoa River Water Now Able to Power Small Appliances

The EPA says the Tangipahoa River may not be safe to drink, but it can power your toaster for a...

LADOTD Traffic Officials Reveal Secret Plan to Just Outlive Drivers Instead of Fixing I-10

In a move that stunned no one, LADOTD confirmed its plan for solving I-10 congestion isn’t more...

Miguez Steals Spotlight by Doing the Unthinkable: Answering Questions Cassidy Wouldn’t

Bill Cassidy may have skipped Moon Griffon’s show, but Blake Miguez grabbed the mic and actually...

Rep. McMakin Named Voice of LSU; Immediately Drafts Resolution Requiring NECK to be Played After Touchdowns

Fans were stunned Tuesday when newly named LSU announcer and State Rep. Dixon McMakin filed an...

Cassidy Pulls Plug on Radio Appearance, Blames Technical Difficulties With His Backbone

Louisiana Senator Bill Cassidy abruptly canceled a promised hour-long interview with Moon Griffon...

Senator Duplessis Declares Crisis After State Left with Only 98.5% of Its National Guard

Senator Royce Duplessis has declared Louisiana “in crisis” after Governor Landry sent 135 Guardsmen...

Entergy Partners With Meta for Power; Will Add $4.99 Surcharge Per Facebook Friend Request to Customer Bills

Louisiana residents may soon pay $4.99 every time they accept or send a Facebook friend request...

After Investing Millions on Shreveport G-Dome, Rapper 50 Cent Changes Name to “Store Credit”

Shreveport officials hailed rapper 50 Cent’s investment in the city’s new G-Dome, but financial...

Insurance Industry Admits Lower Rates Possible; Swears It Won’t Happen Again

Louisiana drivers are stunned as auto insurance rates actually dip for once. Insurers admit the...

SLU Says Professor Dismissed for Use of Comic Sans in Reports, Not Lake Maurepas Findings

While her research raised alarms about toxins in Lake Maurepas, SLU says Dr. Emami’s choice of Comic...

Indian Shrimp Hit with Tariff; Local Shrimpers Shocked to Learn Feds Actually Helped Them

Louisiana shrimpers were stunned this week after a rare sighting: government policy that actually...

Crawfish Bill Introduced in Historic Bipartisan Effort to Accomplish Absolutely Nothing

BATON ROUGE, LA – In a rare moment of unity, Louisiana Reps. Cleo Fields (D) and Clay Higgins...

SLU Scientist Who Found Metals in Lake Maurepas Reassigned to Campus Gift Shop

After reporting contamination in Lake Maurepas, an SLU researcher has traded lab gloves for barcode...

Landry: DMV Excited to Replace Old Confusing Process With New, Sleeker Confusing Process

Governor Jeff Landry says Louisiana’s new OMV software will “revolutionize” the DMV experience by...

Landry Names Head of Office of Highway Construction, Start Date TBD After 15 Year Feasibility Study

Governor Landry has named a director for Louisiana’s new Office of Highway Construction, but the job...

Police Chiefs Accidentally Attend ‘How to Stay Out of Federal Prison’ Workshop and Immediately Fail

Two Louisiana police chiefs were arrested mid-conference in Baton Rouge after allegedly filing a...

LADOTD Launches Study to Investigate Why Previous Studies Haven’t Studied Anything Yet

The LADOTD is now studying the studies about the new Mississippi River bridge—because apparently the...

Landry Removes Dead People from Welfare Rolls, Inadvertently Wipes Out a Third of Democratic Voters

Governor Jeff Landry’s push to purge the dead from Louisiana’s welfare rolls has sparked unintended...

Attorney General Files 34-Page Lawsuit Against CVS Using 23 Foot Long Receipt Paper

Attorney General Liz Murrill filed a 34-page lawsuit against CVS on a single, unbroken 23-foot CVS...

‘I’ll Sign Any Insurance Bill,’ Says Governor Who Immediately Doesn’t

Louisiana’s governor promised to sign “any” insurance bill—then vetoed the first one that reached...

Criminals Across Louisiana Shocked to Learn They Were Supposed to Leave Guns at Home During Parades

Lawmakers in Louisiana are trying to legalize guns at parades—much to the confusion of criminals...

Legislature: No Handheld Phones While Driving—But You May Continue Eating and Applying Eyeliner

Lawmakers have outlawed holding a phone while driving, but activities like juggling a burger...

Trump Pardons NBA YoungBoy, Asks Him to Drop Diss Track on Letitia James

Former President Donald Trump stunned the political world again—this time by pardoning rapper NBA...

New Roads PD Clarifies ‘Guns for Cash’ Program Wasn’t Meant for Department-Issued Weapons

A fired officer claims he thought the city’s “Guns for Cash” program applied to everyone—especially...
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