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AG Intern Spots Missing Artifact While Perusing Schexnayder’s “Hunting Camp” Facebook Photo Feed

An AG intern scrolling through Clay Schexnayder’s hunting camp photos accidentally cracked the...

LSU Reaches Deal With Brian Kelly: One Free Caniac Combo Per Month Through 2035

LSU avoided a $54 million payout by giving Brian Kelly a free Caniac Combo once a month for ten...

Louisiana Treasurer Forms Task Force to Review Citizens’ Facebook Posts Before Releasing Unclaimed Property

Louisiana Treasurer John Fleming has reportedly formed a task force to screen citizens’ Facebook...

Escaped Monkey Went Unnoticed in Mississippi After Growing Mullet and Getting Confederate Tattoo

Officials say the escaped Tulane monkey “nearly got away with it” after blending into Biloxi life...

Brian Kelly Offers LSU $500 Buyout Credit for Every Screen Pass He Called on 3rd and Long

Former LSU head coach Brian Kelly has reportedly offered the university a $500 buyout credit for...

Carbon Capture Executives Celebrate: “Finally, a Pollution Crisis We Get Paid to Cause”

Carbon capture has given industry executives the perfect business model. Profit from the pollution...

DOTD Announces New Study On How To Stop U-Club Residents From Asking About Nicholson Traffic Light

The Louisiana DOTD has announced new action at Nicholson and University Club, not to install a...

Governor Assumes Roles of LSU President, AD, and Head Football Coach, Rebrands It as Landry State University

Governor Jeff Landry has officially taken over LSU, assuming the roles of president, athletic...

Local Dry Cleaners Rejoice as James Carville Vows to Burn His 1997 LSU Polo Collection

Local dry cleaners across Baton Rouge say they’ve never been happier than hearing James Carville...

Meta’s $10 Billion Louisiana Data Center Now $27 Billion After State Adds “Miscellaneous” Line Item

Louisiana’s $10 billion Meta project ballooned to $27 billion after state officials added a single...

Escaped Tulane Research Monkeys File HIPAA Lawsuit Over Medical Record Leak

Escaped research monkeys are suing Louisiana media outlets for allegedly leaking their medical...

Governor Jeff Landry Issues Executive Order Requiring All Sadvocate Articles Be Approved by His Office Before Publication

Louisiana’s new Department of Satirical Oversight will reportedly review The Sadvocate’s headlines...

Governor’s Mansion Expansion Includes Cane’s Dining Hall, Dedicated Drive Thru Lane for Political Allies

Governor Jeff Landry unveiled plans for a Raising Cane’s expansion at the Louisiana Governor’s...

Half of Congressional Map Protestors Arrive Late After Misreading Map With Directions to Capitol

A demonstration to defend Louisiana’s congressional map took an ironic turn Monday when half the...

Senator Hodges Urges Citizens to Report Chemtrails, UFOs, and Anyone Claiming The Earth is Round

Louisiana Senator Valarie Hodges has expanded her chemtrail concerns to include UFOs and “dangerous...

Jeff Landry Seizes Control of New Orleans Saints, Declares Himself Acting Head Coach Until Further Notice

Governor Jeff Landry declared an executive order seizing control of the New Orleans Saints after...

Jeff Landry Asks FEMA to Declare Brian Kelly’s Contract a Disaster, Calls on Trump to Force Them to Pay the Buyout

Jeff Landry is calling in FEMA and Donald Trump to deal with what he calls “a man-made catastrophe,"...

State Suspends Carbon Capture Over Safety Concerns, Approves 19 New Chemical Plants Instead

Governor Jeff Landry’s new moratorium on carbon capture aims to “protect public safety” while the...

Louisiana Voters Demand New Congressional District Be Drawn to Accurately Represent the Overweight

Louisiana’s highest court is being asked to determine if “plus-size voters” deserve their own...

LSU Board Holds Emergency Meeting, Renames Thomas Boyd Hall After 1920s Musket Incident Resurfaces

LSU’s Board of Supervisors convened at 2 a.m. to erase Thomas Boyd’s name after learning he once...

Ethics Board Says Collecting $2.7 Million in Outstanding Ethics Fines Would Set Dangerous Precedent of Accountability

Auditors found $2.7 million in unpaid ethics fines, but the Louisiana Ethics Board says it’s...

Department of Revenue No Longer Accepting Cash, State Officials Still Only Accepting Cash

The Louisiana Department of Revenue will no longer accept cash for taxes, but state officials...

Cleo Fields Explains Stock Purchase: “I Thought Oracle Was a Seafood Restaurant”

Rep. Cleo Fields defended his Oracle stock purchase by insisting he thought it was a seafood...

Governor Landry Approves Ban on AI, Says Louisiana Will Remain “Proudly Behind the Curve”

Louisiana banned AI in state offices this week, with Governor Jeff Landry vowing to keep the state...

Pointe Coupee Schools Consider Offering Perfect Attendance Award to Any Student Who Shows Up At Least Twice

Pointe Coupee Parish is lowering the bar for student attendance, proposing “perfect attendance”...

Louisiana Legislature Considers Joining LHSAA Just to Get Something Passed This Year

Lawmakers at the State Capitol admitted they’re so tired of gridlock that the LHSAA might actually...

ICE Detainees Give Angola Kitchen Zero Stars On Yelp, Say They’d Rather Starve Than Order Again

Angola’s cafeteria has officially bottomed out on Yelp, with ICE detainees unanimously giving the...

Schexnayder Laughs at Artifact’s Priceless Claim By AG Murrill, Says Pawn Shop Wouldn’t Go Past $100

Former Speaker Clay Schexnayder downplayed the value of Louisiana’s missing artifact, saying it...

Wildlife & Fisheries and OMV Partnership Saves Time by Combining Two Broken Systems Into One

Louisiana has streamlined inefficiency by combining the Office of Motor Vehicles with Wildlife &...

EPA Reports Tangipahoa River Water Now Able to Power Small Appliances

The EPA says the Tangipahoa River may not be safe to drink, but it can power your toaster for a...
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