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DOTD Unveils Newly Redesigned I-12 Barrier After Visiting 3rd Grade Science Class

DOTD engineers say a recent elementary school science lesson provided several “valuable new...

Cassidy Campaign Purchases “Flashy Thing” From Men in Black to Help Voters Forget Last 11 Years

Witnesses claim Cassidy briefly flashed a strange device at supporters before everyone suddenly...

Landry Recall Organizers Accused Of Disenfranchising Thousands After Requiring Photo ID To Sign Petition

Organizers defended the rules by explaining that democracy works best when verification standards...

Landry Reassigns Entire DMV Workforce to Recall Verification Division, Results Expected by Early 2031

Jeff Landry’s newest strategy for surviving a recall reportedly involves routing every signature...

State Encourages Landowners to Think of Carbon Capture Land Seizures as “Involuntary Environmentalism”

Landowners are being encouraged to view forced participation in carbon storage as a meaningful...

Democrats Demand Supreme Court Agree to “Best Two Out of Three” Series on Louisiana Congressional Map Ruling

Democrats say the Supreme Court ruling on Louisiana’s congressional map only counts as Game One, and...

Landry Signs Executive Order Removing Garret Graves’ Home From Inside State Lines to Prevent Run for Governor

The new boundary now curves so precisely around the home that cartographers are calling it “petty...

After Supreme Court Tosses Map, Senior Official Confirms It Was Drawn by His 5-Year-Old Neice for “Fresh Perspective”

Louisiana’s rejected congressional map might make more sense now after officials confirmed it was...

Proposed Bill Requires DOTD to Repurpose Existing Potholes for I-12 Wall Drainage

Louisiana may have finally found a use for all those interstate potholes, flood control. A new...

Landry Pushes Trump to Open Strait of Hormuz to Licensed Louisiana Fishermen After Taking Him Fishing There

After Trump reportedly caught multiple mackerel in the Strait of Hormuz, Landry now wants Louisiana...

New Insurance Reform Bill Requires Rate Increases To Be Explained Using Smaller Words

The state tackled high insurance rates by making companies explain them in simpler terms. Good news...

Louisiana Legislature Passes Bipartisan Resolution Declaring Everyone Else The Problem

Lawmakers say the new policy will save time, reduce confusion, and provide voters with the clarity...

John Fleming Continues Dangerous Strategy of Letting Voters Decide, In Direct Conflict With Landry’s Plan

State officials warned Fleming’s campaign introduced “unauthorized voter input,” disrupting what...

Mandie Landry Takes Aim at AI in Campaigns, Says Only Human Lies Should Be Allowed

Louisiana may soon regulate campaign honesty, but only the artificial kind. A new bill targets AI in...

Jeff Landry Suggests Resolving Iran Conflict By Air Dropping Caniac Combos Over The Region “Until Everyone Calms Down”

Global tensions may be rising, but Jeff Landry believes the solution is simple: air drop enough...

Louisiana Officials Assure Residents Land Seizures Will Only Occur Where Land Exists Following HB7 Defeat

Members of the state legislature reassured residents that land seizures tied to carbon capture...

Louisiana Named Most Stressful State, Officials Say Results Skewed by I-10 Traffic Alone

Louisiana just got ranked the most stressful state, but officials say the results are skewed by one...

Two Years After Collapse, Baltimore Begins Rebuilding Bridge As Baton Rouge Enters Year 26 Of Study Phase

Baltimore went from total bridge collapse to active construction in two years. Baton Rouge officials...

Rick Edmonds Proposes Renaming I-10 “Donald Trump Expressway,” Expects Thousands to Stop Using It Immediately

Officials may have finally found a way to fix Baton Rouge traffic, and it doesn’t involve new lanes...

Trump Bridge Plan Advances, Officials Confirm It Will Be Built Right After Everyone Calms Down

Officials confirmed construction will begin immediately after Louisiana residents achieve the...

Landry to Relocate Gulf Seafood Into Strategic Petroleum Reserve Where Oil Levels Are Currently Lower

State officials say shrimp are already adapting to storage tanks, as fishermen question whether...

State Announces Insurance Relief Will Arrive Shortly After Residents Can No Longer Afford It

State leaders confirmed lower rates are coming soon, assuming residents can maintain coverage long...

Cassidy Campaign Manager Resigns After Learning Candidate Also Adds Kale to Etouffee

A campaign manager reportedly resigned after learning Cassidy put kale in his etouffee, saying...

Echols Proposes Naming New Bridge After Trump, Adding Casino and Steakhouse to Seal the Deal

A Louisiana lawmaker says the long-delayed Baton Rouge bridge project might finally gain traction by...

DMV Head Says Landry’s QR Inspection Sticker Plan Would Force Agency to Finally Upgrade From Windows 95

Governor Landry’s new QR inspection sticker plan promises cutting-edge technology for Louisiana...

DOTD Delays New Mississippi Bridge 10 More Years, Orders a Dozen $19M Earthquake Studies

DOTD announced a dozen $19 million studies on earthquake effects after tremors rattled north...

Lawmakers Kick Off Legislative Session With Plan to Lower Insurance Rates by Encouraging Fewer Claims

Several lawmakers say the root cause of high premiums is residents using the insurance policies they...

Sen. Rick Edmonds Volunteers to Inspect Cuban Cigars in Havana for Louisiana Economic Partnership

Louisiana Sen. Rick Edmonds says he’s ready to help rebuild Cuba’s economy by inspecting cigars in...

Cassidy Calls for Debate, Says It’s Only Fair Voters Hear From Him Before Voting Against Him Again

Cassidy’s campaign confirmed the debate format will include opening statements, policy discussion...
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