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Greenland Diplomats Reportedly Still Confused By Jeff Landry’s Repeated Coach O References During Arctic Talks

Newly released Greenland meeting transcripts reveal Jeff Landry discussed Coach O more than actual...

Louisiana Fake Inspection Sticker Dealers Forced to Transition Into Making Fake Temporary Tags

Louisiana officials may have ended inspection stickers, but experts say the state’s thriving fake...

Louisiana Residents Begin Ranking Cities by Number of Daiquiri Shops Per Capita

A new Louisiana study found residents are now ranking cities almost entirely by the number of nearby...

Louisiana Residents to Begin Ranking Hurricanes by Which One Caused Least Entergy Surcharges

Louisiana residents are reportedly no longer measuring hurricanes by wind speed or flooding, but by...

Louisiana DCFS Says Missing Paperwork Since 2012 Shows Long-Term Commitment To Reducing Clutter

After auditors discovered the same problems dating back to 2012, DCFS reportedly explained that...

Louisiana School System Introduces New “Career Ready” Program Focused Entirely on Filing Insurance Claims

Louisiana schools are finally preparing students for real life by teaching flood claims, roof...

Recall Organizer Files Recall Petition Against Secretary of State Receptionist For Saying “You Again” On Third Visit

Baton Rouge’s most dedicated recall organizer has reportedly added a Secretary of State receptionist...

DOTD Unveils Newly Redesigned I-12 Barrier After Visiting 3rd Grade Science Class

DOTD engineers say a recent elementary school science lesson provided several “valuable new...

Cassidy Campaign Purchases “Flashy Thing” From Men in Black to Help Voters Forget Last 11 Years

Witnesses claim Cassidy briefly flashed a strange device at supporters before everyone suddenly...

Landry Recall Organizers Accused Of Disenfranchising Thousands After Requiring Photo ID To Sign Petition

Organizers defended the rules by explaining that democracy works best when verification standards...

Landry Reassigns Entire DMV Workforce to Recall Verification Division, Results Expected by Early 2031

Jeff Landry’s newest strategy for surviving a recall reportedly involves routing every signature...

State Encourages Landowners to Think of Carbon Capture Land Seizures as “Involuntary Environmentalism”

Landowners are being encouraged to view forced participation in carbon storage as a meaningful...

Democrats Demand Supreme Court Agree to “Best Two Out of Three” Series on Louisiana Congressional Map Ruling

Democrats say the Supreme Court ruling on Louisiana’s congressional map only counts as Game One, and...

Landry Signs Executive Order Removing Garret Graves’ Home From Inside State Lines to Prevent Run for Governor

The new boundary now curves so precisely around the home that cartographers are calling it “petty...

After Supreme Court Tosses Map, Senior Official Confirms It Was Drawn by His 5-Year-Old Neice for “Fresh Perspective”

Louisiana’s rejected congressional map might make more sense now after officials confirmed it was...

Proposed Bill Requires DOTD to Repurpose Existing Potholes for I-12 Wall Drainage

Louisiana may have finally found a use for all those interstate potholes, flood control. A new...

Landry Pushes Trump to Open Strait of Hormuz to Licensed Louisiana Fishermen After Taking Him Fishing There

After Trump reportedly caught multiple mackerel in the Strait of Hormuz, Landry now wants Louisiana...

New Insurance Reform Bill Requires Rate Increases To Be Explained Using Smaller Words

The state tackled high insurance rates by making companies explain them in simpler terms. Good news...

Louisiana Legislature Passes Bipartisan Resolution Declaring Everyone Else The Problem

Lawmakers say the new policy will save time, reduce confusion, and provide voters with the clarity...

John Fleming Continues Dangerous Strategy of Letting Voters Decide, In Direct Conflict With Landry’s Plan

State officials warned Fleming’s campaign introduced “unauthorized voter input,” disrupting what...

Mandie Landry Takes Aim at AI in Campaigns, Says Only Human Lies Should Be Allowed

Louisiana may soon regulate campaign honesty, but only the artificial kind. A new bill targets AI in...

Jeff Landry Suggests Resolving Iran Conflict By Air Dropping Caniac Combos Over The Region “Until Everyone Calms Down”

Global tensions may be rising, but Jeff Landry believes the solution is simple: air drop enough...

Louisiana Officials Assure Residents Land Seizures Will Only Occur Where Land Exists Following HB7 Defeat

Members of the state legislature reassured residents that land seizures tied to carbon capture...

Louisiana Named Most Stressful State, Officials Say Results Skewed by I-10 Traffic Alone

Louisiana just got ranked the most stressful state, but officials say the results are skewed by one...

Two Years After Collapse, Baltimore Begins Rebuilding Bridge As Baton Rouge Enters Year 26 Of Study Phase

Baltimore went from total bridge collapse to active construction in two years. Baton Rouge officials...

Rick Edmonds Proposes Renaming I-10 “Donald Trump Expressway,” Expects Thousands to Stop Using It Immediately

Officials may have finally found a way to fix Baton Rouge traffic, and it doesn’t involve new lanes...

Trump Bridge Plan Advances, Officials Confirm It Will Be Built Right After Everyone Calms Down

Officials confirmed construction will begin immediately after Louisiana residents achieve the...

Landry to Relocate Gulf Seafood Into Strategic Petroleum Reserve Where Oil Levels Are Currently Lower

State officials say shrimp are already adapting to storage tanks, as fishermen question whether...

State Announces Insurance Relief Will Arrive Shortly After Residents Can No Longer Afford It

State leaders confirmed lower rates are coming soon, assuming residents can maintain coverage long...
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