BATON ROUGE, LA – Fresh off LSU football’s unexpected success integrating rapper Toosii into its offensive rotation, Will Wade confirmed he is now applying the same recruiting philosophy to basketball, identifying NBA YoungBoy as his top in-state target.
“Look, we’ve seen what happens when you stop limiting yourself to traditional athletes,” Wade said. “Toosii showed up, ran a few routes, dropped a diss track on Ole Miss, and suddenly morale is up and people are paying attention. That’s production.”
Sources say Wade has already made contact, pitching a dual-role opportunity that includes minutes at guard and “freedom to freestyle during media timeouts.”
Team insiders confirm LSU is prepared to structure an NIL package based on both points per game and Spotify streaming performance, with incentives tied to double-doubles and how many mix tapes call out Jeff Landry.
While some analysts question the fit, Wade remains confident.
Wade said LSU football’s rollout of Toosii proved one thing, you don’t need yards if you’ve already won the press conference. “They haven’t run a play, but they’re undefeated in headlines.”
