Kiffin and Wife Say They’ll Decide on LSU In the Coming Weeks Daughter Says She Likes the Sound of That

Kiffin and Wife Say They’ll Decide on LSU “In the Coming Weeks,” Daughter Says She Likes the Sound of That

BATON ROUGE, LA – The LSU coaching saga took a more personal twist today after Lane Kiffin’s wife toured the university and told reporters the family expects to reach a decision “in the coming Weeks.” The phrasing immediately caught the attention of Kiffin’s daughter, who began blushing telling her mom that she loved the sound of that.

According to multiple witnesses, while Kiffin’s wife moved through the tour with polite curiosity, the daughter navigated campus like someone who already knew every shortcut. She reportedly offered directions to staff, pointed out where Weeks usually parks, and even walked ahead of the group toward the Football Operations building with the familiarity of someone who had been there plenty of times before.

One LSU staffer, still laughing hours after the visit, said, “Every time someone said the word ‘Weeks,’ she lit up like we’d flipped a switch. The enthusiasm was… noticeable.”

While Kiffin weighs the usual calculus of facilities, stability, and offensive strength, sources close to the team say Kiffin’s daughter already knows the full potential of the LSU D.

As one source put it: “Let’s just say if this were a family vote, LSU would’ve wrapped this up weeks ago.”

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Dave Roppolo
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