Baton Rouge Furniture Store Celebrates 1,000th Consecutive Day Of Going Out Of Business

Locals are beginning to suspect “going out of business” might not actually mean what it says, especially after 1,000 consecutive days of the same sale.
John Fleming Continues Dangerous Strategy of Letting Voters Decide, In Direct Conflict With Landry’s Plan

State officials warned Fleming’s campaign introduced “unauthorized voter input,” disrupting what they described as a carefully managed Senate race built around a preferred outcome.
Local Rants & Raves Facebook Group Solves Absolutely Nothing for 47th Consecutive Day

One of Baton Rouge’s most active Facebook groups just hit an impressive streak, 47 straight days of solving absolutely nothing, while somehow generating hundreds of comments and even more confusion.
Mandie Landry Takes Aim at AI in Campaigns, Says Only Human Lies Should Be Allowed

Louisiana may soon regulate campaign honesty, but only the artificial kind. A new bill targets AI in ads, leaving the state’s long tradition of human-crafted deception fully protected.
Jeff Landry Suggests Resolving Iran Conflict By Air Dropping Caniac Combos Over The Region “Until Everyone Calms Down”

Global tensions may be rising, but Jeff Landry believes the solution is simple: air drop enough Cane’s into the region until everyone settles down and starts thinking clearly.