DENHAM SPRINGS, LA – Louisiana State Senator Valarie Hodges this week encouraged residents to stay alert for “suspicious sky activity,” expanding her earlier chemtrail concerns to include UFO sightings and “dangerous misinformation suggesting the Earth may, in fact, be round.”
The senator’s recent Facebook post, which featured Act 95 of 2025, a law banning weather manipulation, also reminded citizens that “our skies belong to the people, not to globalist pilots spraying round-Earth propaganda.”
Her call to action came just days after Louisiana’s first cold front of the season brought noticeably cooler air across the state. Meteorologists have noted that such temperature drops often make normal aircraft condensation trails more visible, a widely documented atmospheric effect known as science.
Under the new self-reporting system, residents are urged to photograph any suspicious clouds, glowing lights, or neighbors seen using globes. The Louisiana Department of Environmental Quality will reportedly forward credible reports to “the appropriate celestial authorities.”
Critics have expressed concern that the state’s next legislative session could include funding for “The Edge Maintenance Task Force,” charged with preventing residents from accidentally walking off the Earth’s perimeter.
When asked whether she believes in gravity, Hodges replied, “Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. That’s still under review.”
