Baton Rouge Council Feud Escalates as Both Men Demand Resignations, Agree to Settle It at Sonic
After Glasper called for Hurst’s resignation, Hurst countered by demanding Glasper resign instead. With neither budging, the feud escalated to the ultimate Baton Rouge resolution—settling it in a Sonic parking lot.
51 Public Figures Sign Letter Claiming Epstein Docs Appear to be Classic Russian Disinformation
51 high-profile figures are rushing to dismiss the Epstein documents as ‘Russian disinformation,’ urging Americans to focus on more important issues—like climate change and mean tweets. Meanwhile, the FBI has promised a full investigation… into who leaked it, not what’s in it.
Louisiana State Police Captain Demonstrates Bold New “Crash-and-Retire” Legal Strategy
A Louisiana State Police captain arrested for DWI avoided jail, skipped a mugshot, and retired hours later. Experts call it the “Crash-and-Retire” defense—where consequences vanish with a pension. Locals now wonder if this loophole applies to non-police citizens too.
Al Sharpton’s Boycott Plan: “Hurt Businesses by Spending Your Money the Day Before”
Activists plan to “cripple” corporations by buying everything the day before their boycott. “This will show them!” said one organizer, stockpiling supplies. Economists compare it to a hunger strike where you eat double the day before. CEOs remain unfazed—and wealthier.
Baton Rouge Police Turn to Bake Sales While Library Unveils $20 Million Rooftop Lounge
Struggling for funds, Baton Rouge police officers now rely on bake sales for basic gear while the library splurges on a $20 million rooftop lounge. As Oprah hosts a lavish literary soirée, officers hope their “Cookies for Kevlar” fundraiser keeps them afloat.