Trump to Ukraine: ‘You Can Pay for Weapons with Trump NFTs, Very Valuable!’
In what might be the boldest financial strategy since Trump Steaks, former President Donald Trump has proposed that Ukraine pay for U.S. military aid using Trump NFTs. While President Zelenskyy was reportedly ‘unimpressed,’ insiders claim Putin is considering investing—just in case they skyrocket in value.
Trump Kicks Zelensky Out of White House for Dressing Like an Eastern European PE Teacher
Trump abruptly ended his meeting with Zelensky, citing a serious diplomatic offense—his outfit. “He walks in dressed like a gym teacher, and I’m supposed to take him seriously?” Trump scoffed.