WASHINGTON, D.C. – Tensions ran high in the Oval Office today after Donald Trump abruptly ended his meeting with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, citing a serious diplomatic offense—his outfit.
Witnesses say Trump took one look at Zelensky’s signature military-style tracksuit and immediately lost interest in negotiations. “He walks in here dressed like a high school gym teacher from Kyiv, and I’m supposed to take him seriously?” Trump reportedly scoffed. “At least Putin wears a suit. Sad!”
Vice President JD Vance attempted to salvage the meeting by offering Zelensky a spare MAGA blazer, but the Ukrainian leader refused. “With all respect, this is my look,” Zelensky said.
Trump responded by canceling their joint press conference and instructing Secret Service to escort Zelensky out. Meanwhile, Adidas has reportedly reached out to Zelensky with a lucrative sponsorship deal, while Trump considers launching his own “World Leader Approved” suit line.
