New Orleans Saints Draft QB with More Degrees Than Touchdowns
In a bold academic pivot, the Saints drafted Tyler Shough—a quarterback who spent so long in college he was nearly awarded Professor Emeritus status. Team officials praised his leadership, maturity, and ability to survive cafeteria food, declaring him fully prepared for life in the NFC South.
Pelicans Fire Griffin After Setting Record for ‘Most Games Played in the Fetal Position’
After a season defined by injuries, fourth-quarter fades, and a growing existential dread, the Pelicans fired Griffin for building a roster that moonlighted as a support group.
Saints Fans Offer Steelers 2 Years Supply of Popeyes Chicken if They Take Derek Carr
Saints fans are feeling generous as they try to unload Derek Carr—and yes, they’ve sweetened the deal with a free 2 years supply of Popeye’s Chicken.
WNBA Strike Could Lead to Record-Low Attendance—If That Were Possible
As WNBA players push for better treatment, league officials face their toughest challenge yet: convincing fans to notice the strike is happening in the first place.