Baton Rouge Postal App Replaces Tracking Info With Laughing Emoji
USPS in Baton Rouge no longer pretends to know where your package is. Instead, users now receive a laughing emoji in place of tracking info—because pretending it’s coming was getting awkward.
Local Porch Pirates Upset After Learning Most of the Packages They Stole Were Just Amazon Returns
A group of criminals in Baton Rouge were left in shock after realizing their stolen packages contained nothing but Amazon returns—half-used air fryers, mismatched socks, and phone chargers nobody wanted.