Orleans Parish Sheriff to Revise ‘Last One Out Lock Up’ Policy After Friday Jail Break
In a stunning policy rethink, Orleans Parish jail officials say they may revise their long-standing “last one out, lock up” approach after 11 inmates escaped. One was recaptured quickly; the rest remain at large, possibly hiding among residents with pillowcases and that telltale “I just tunneled out” confidence.
Derek Carr Retires, NFL’s Interception Rate Drops by 15% Overnight
With a career marked by leadership, grit, and red zone decisions that often benefited the wrong team, Carr steps away as the league’s most generous quarterback. Interceptions are already down. Cornerbacks are already grieving.
New Orleans Building Inspectors Awarded for Excellence in Permitting Delays
In a groundbreaking achievement for bureaucratic excellence, the New Orleans Department of Safety and Permits has been honored with the prestigious “Golden Traffic Cone Award” for their unparalleled ability to delay construction permits indefinitely.