New Orleans Saints Draft QB with More Degrees Than Touchdowns
In a bold academic pivot, the Saints drafted Tyler Shough—a quarterback who spent so long in college he was nearly awarded Professor Emeritus status. Team officials praised his leadership, maturity, and ability to survive cafeteria food, declaring him fully prepared for life in the NFC South.
Saints Fans Offer Steelers 2 Years Supply of Popeyes Chicken if They Take Derek Carr
Saints fans are feeling generous as they try to unload Derek Carr—and yes, they’ve sweetened the deal with a free 2 years supply of Popeye’s Chicken.
Saints QB Derek Carr Agrees to Pay Cut After Watching a Highlight Reel of Last Season
Derek Carr has officially taken a pay cut, proving once and for all that even quarterbacks can feel guilt after watching themselves complete six-yard passes on 3rd-and-12.
Saints Re-Sign Clyde Edwards-Helaire After Realizing They Ran Out of Other Ideas
The Saints have re-signed Clyde Edwards-Helaire after exhausting all other options. “We thought about signing a rookie, but nostalgia won out,” said the GM. Fans remain cautiously optimistic—again.