Activists Burning Teslas Defend Actions Citing ‘We Used Matches Made from Reclaimed Wood’
Former Tesla fans are now lighting their electric cars on fire to protest Elon Musk, claiming the act is environmentally sound because they used reclaimed wood matches. “We’re burning the future sustainably,” one protester said while fanning the smoke with a reusable tote.
Blue Ghost Lands on Moon, Finds Old Movie Set from 1969 Still Intact
NASA quickly denied involvement, calling the discovery a “natural lunar formation.” Meanwhile, conspiracy theorists celebrated, declaring it undeniable proof that the moon landing was staged.