Three Orleans Parish Candidates Disqualified During Election’s Grueling “Basic Adult Responsibility” Round
Three Orleans Parish candidates survived fundraising, speeches and strategic yard-sign placement, only to be eliminated during the election’s most demanding stage, basic adult responsibility
Source: Mitch Landrieu Being Considered To Chair 2028 Presidential Pre-Loss Planning Committee
Democrats may have found their most reliable closer, Mitch Landrieu, now reportedly being considered to lead pre-loss planning before campaigns even get started. Efficiency has never looked so predictable.
Trump Campaign Calls Nicki Minaj Endorsement a “Cultural Drop,” Declines to Explain Further
The Trump campaign labeled Nicki Minaj’s endorsement a “cultural drop,” admitting the phrase sounded confident enough to avoid follow-up questions or the need for an actual explanation.
Senator Cassidy’s 2026 Plan: Hope Opponent is Somehow Even Worse
Senator Bill Cassidy’s 2026 re-election strategy? Hoping his opponent is worse. With voters frustrated by both parties, Cassidy’s campaign leans on the motto: “The Devil You Know.” Will it work?