State Rep Kyle Green Jr. Wins ‘Worst Take Your Kids to Work Day’ Performance by a Landslide

State Rep. Kyle Green Jr. turned Take Your Kids to Work Day into a crash course—literally—landing himself in jail after a DWI arrest with his children in the car.
Livingston Parish Declares Open Container Day in Honor of Councilman’s DWI Arrest

After his DWI arrest, former State Trooper and now Councilman Dean Coates is being honored by constituents with “Open Container Day”—a Livingston Parish celebration featuring drive-thru daiquiris, mock court hearings, and a parade complete with a drunk breathalyzer tech shouting, “It’s calibrated now!” from atop a beer-themed float.
State Rep. Larry Selders Pledges to Legalize Burnouts, DWI and Driving Under Suspension if Reelected

BATON ROUGE, La – Representative Selders was arrested in August 2022 for reckless driving, DWI, and driving under suspension. Now, he’s running on a platform to protect young men’s right to do burnouts, drive with a suspended license, and enjoy “alcohol-assisted precision driving” without government interference. Selders says Louisiana’s traffic laws unfairly target car enthusiasts. […]