John Bel Edwards Launches Two-Week Campaign To Slow The Spread Of Republicans In Congress
Former Gov. John Bel Edwards is asking Louisiana voters for just two weeks to slow the spread of Republicans in Congress, promising this temporary political intervention definitely won’t last any longer than necessary.
Experts Confirm James Carville’s Entire Personality Now Powered Exclusively by Trump’s Existence
Political analysts say Democratic strategist James Carville has entered a rare psychological state known as Trump Dependency Syndrome, where every thought, emotion, and measurable brainwave is triggered exclusively by the former president’s continued existence.
After Years of Outrage, Louisiana Democrats Try Gerrymandering and Instantly Approve
The DNC says it’s not gerrymandering—it’s “Boundary Liberation.” Their new Louisiana map may look like a Roomba had a meltdown, but officials insist it was drawn with fairness, equity, and just a little political ambition.