Baton Rouge Ankle Monitoring Company Celebrates 100th Customer-Related Shooting Incident
A Baton Rouge ankle monitoring company is celebrating a major milestone after its devices officially reached 100 customer-related shootings without a single equipment failure.
New Orleans Judge Named Honorary VP of Sales at Ankle Monitor Company
In a seamless blend of justice and salesmanship, a New Orleans judge has been named honorary VP at the ankle monitor company he keeps “accidentally” recommending to defendants. Conflict of interest? Only if you’re poor.
New Ankle Monitor Company for BR Courts Promises to at least Pretend to Monitor Defendants
Baton Rouge courts have hired a new ankle monitor provider with a refreshingly honest motto: “We’ll at least act like we’re trying.”