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Former Louisiana House Speaker Pleads Not Guilty to Artifact Theft, Cites State’s Longstanding Tradition Of Losing Things

BATON ROUGE, LA – Former Louisiana House Speaker Clay Schexnayder pleaded not guilty this week in a criminal case tied to the disappearance of a state artifact, with the defense emphasizing what it described as Louisiana’s “well-documented historical challenges with keeping track of stuff.”

Attorneys did not argue the merits of the artifact’s whereabouts so much as the broader context, noting that the state has a rich record of misplaced paperwork, missing records, forgotten audits, and buildings no one remembers authorizing. In that environment, they suggested, the concept of something going missing should not be viewed as unusual, alarming, or necessarily intentional.

Observers in the courtroom described the plea as calm, procedural, and carefully framed, reflecting a legal strategy that leans heavily on process rather than explanation. The artifact itself was not present, continuing what officials have described as an “extended absence.”

Prosecutors maintained that the case is about accountability, while the defense stressed that confusion has long been baked into the system. “This is a state where projects lose funding, files vanish, and entire policies quietly drift away,” one legal observer noted. “An artifact going missing may simply be on brand.”

The case now moves forward, with the artifact still unaccounted for and the state once again searching its own shelves.

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