WASHINGTON, DC – Senate Democrats spent Thursday quietly acknowledging that Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has achieved a rare bipartisan milestone by becoming unpopular in ways that feel both familiar and confusing to nearly everyone involved.

Recent polling placing Schumer’s approval ratings below even the most universally dreaded civic experiences has prompted party aides to reassure reporters that the numbers are “misleading” and “taken out of context,” noting that many Americans simply “don’t approve of Congress in general, leadership specifically, or anything that happens after 5 p.m.”

According to senior Democratic strategists, the decline is not the result of any single issue but rather a carefully cultivated perception that Schumer is always present, always speaking, and never quite explaining what just happened. “That’s consistency,” one aide said. “Voters say they want predictability. This is predictability.”

Republicans, meanwhile, declined to celebrate, expressing concern that Schumer’s low approval numbers could destabilize the delicate ecosystem of congressional finger-pointing. “If people stop blaming leadership entirely, we may have to explain policy,” one GOP staffer admitted.

Schumer himself appeared unfazed, telling reporters that approval ratings “come and go,” unlike Senate procedure, which he described as “eternal and intentionally confusing.” He later emphasized that leadership is not about being liked, but about surviving multiple news cycles without visibly reacting.

Democrats confirmed they were not considering any leadership changes, citing party tradition, institutional inertia, and the comforting belief that things can always get slightly worse before staying exactly the same.