BATON ROUGE, LA – Baton Rouge officials are celebrating what they’re calling a major milestone in local infrastructure: the long-overdue sidewalk expansion along South Sherwood Forest Boulevard. While the public announcement focused on “commuter safety” and “pedestrian access,” city insiders admit the real win is for Baton Rouge’s most consistent fleet of vehicles, stolen grocery store shopping carts.
For years, cart congestion along Sherwood has plagued the area, with northbound and southbound traffic forced into awkward single-file patterns. Residents often complained about “cart jams” near intersections, where two opposing lanes met in tense standoffs until one party reluctantly yielded.
Now, thanks to millions in taxpayer funding, officials say cart traffic will move more efficiently than ever before. The new sidewalks are wide enough for two carts to pass, eliminating bottlenecks and giving cart operators more room for maneuverability. A recent DOTD “mobility study” estimates that average cart commute times will drop by nearly 40%, cutting the typical tent-to-grocery run from 18 minutes to just 11.
Future improvements may include dedicated cart turn bays and a “Cart Express Lane” for those making long-haul trips to Siegen Lane for needle restocking. For now, officials encourage locals to appreciate Sherwood shopping cart commutes that finally flow smoother and cause less sidewalk traffic jams.
