Baton Rouge Criminals Unionize, Demand Safer Working Conditions Amid Crime Surge

Local criminals in Baton Rouge have unionized, demanding “safer working conditions” and protection from fellow criminals during robberies.
State Legislators Suggest City-Parish Takeover of CATS, Citing Their Expertise in Going Nowhere

Local leaders promise big transit upgrades, starting with the important stuff—like a new logo and committee meetings. The only physical improvement so far? A brand-new bus stop surrounded by caution tape and bulldozers.
Postal Workers Fear Privatization Could Force Them to Deliver Mail in a Timely Manner

USPS employees in Baton Rouge are warning the public that if the mail starts arriving on time, Americans may begin to trust institutions again—a dangerous precedent no one is ready for.