BATON ROUGE, La – After a brief suspension for using his classroom as a platform for political rants, LSU law professor Ken Levy is back and teaching a new course: “How to Get Paid by Taxpayers for Complaining About Politics 101.”
“Why focus primarily on teaching law when you can throw in a couple of Tourette’s-style rants, peppered with a few F-bombs about elected officials, and still manage to collect your full salary off the backs of taxpayers?” Levy said.
The class focuses on how to turn political frustration into a paycheck, teaching students how to complain loudly while the people they’re complaining to—whether they agree or not—pay them without even realizing it.
The Sadvocate reached out to President Donald Trump for commentary on the new course. “That’s an actual course? Sounds more like a class full of losers,” Trump told us. “They should call it ‘How to Fail at Life 101.’ Maybe this loser professor can teach a seminar on how to be angry, broke, and unemployed all at once,” chuckled Trump.
Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry, hearing that Trump gave us a statement, insisted on giving a statement of as well. “Did Trump really return y’all’s phone call?” he asked. “Can y’all put in a good word for me? He quit returning my calls,” said Landry.
The course will be available to students starting in the 2025 Summer semester.
