NEW ORLEANS, La – Governor Jeff Landry has officially announced that Lake Pontchartrain will be renamed Lake Landry in honor of himself. “Pontchartrain was a French guy. I’m a Louisiana guy. It just makes sense,” Landry stated while posing next to a freshly printed “Welcome to Lake Landry” sign.
This move follows former President Trump’s recent executive order changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, because, in his words, “America owns the water, the best water, the most tremendous water.”
Sources close to Landry say he is also pondering changing Atchafalaya to the “Big Landry Swamp”because, according to the governor, “Nobody really even knows how to spell the other name anyway.
