Albany Louisiana Launches RouxTube, First Ever Streaming Gumbo Service
Albany’s RouxTube is revolutionizing home dining—gumbo straight from the tap! But with a boil advisory in place and pipes clogging with andouille, officials scramble to keep this Cajun catastrophe under control.
New Orleans Building Inspectors Awarded for Excellence in Permitting Delays
In a groundbreaking achievement for bureaucratic excellence, the New Orleans Department of Safety and Permits has been honored with the prestigious “Golden Traffic Cone Award” for their unparalleled ability to delay construction permits indefinitely.
Governor Landry Orders All State Buildings to Fly ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ Flags
Governor Jeff Landry has ordered all Louisiana government buildings to replace the state flag with the Gadsden flag, better known as the “Don’t Tread on Me” banner, calling it a “tribute to real American values.”
Mitch Landrieu’s Career Reduced to Rubble—So He Got a Job Moving It
Mitch Landrieu’s career has officially come full circle—after years of tearing things down, he’s now literally hauling away debris for a paycheck. Following his disastrous stint as co-chair of Kamala Harris’ failed campaign, Landrieu has embraced his one true skill: wrecking things, this time with a crane
Karen Bass Launches Investigation to Determine How She Became Mayor of Los Angeles
Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass, fresh off investigating how she ended up in Ghana during an emergency, has now launched a new probe—into how she became mayor at all. “I need answers,” she declared, directing her own administration to unravel the mystery of her election. Critics suggest she start with Google.