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Tag: Windows 95

Gov. Landry Declares State of Emergency After Discovering LA DMV Still Running on Windows 95

Louisiana Office of Motor Vehicles Jeff Landry Baton Rouge The Sadvcoate

After a catastrophic OMV system crash halted basic services statewide, Gov. Landry took action—by declaring a state of emergency and vowing to upgrade to Windows XP… in just one more year.

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