Bear Spotted Recently in Livingston Parish Checks Into Rehab After Week-Long Meth Bender
The black bear spotted in Livingston Parish has officially checked into rehab after a week-long meth binge. Rehab staff say the bear, now toothless with one gold incisor, insists on being called “Cooter” and believes he’s engaged to Waffle House waitress named Crystal.
Watson Woman Claims Bear Was Her Ex in Disguise Trying to See the Kids Again
A Watson woman insists the bear spotted near her home was actually her ex-husband in disguise, trying to see their kids. “I knew it was him by the way he shuffled,” she said. Deputies couldn’t confirm either way, but she’s filed a restraining order—against the bear, just in case.