Baton Rouge Postal App Replaces Tracking Info With Laughing Emoji

USPS in Baton Rouge no longer pretends to know where your package is. Instead, users now receive a laughing emoji in place of tracking info—because pretending it’s coming was getting awkward.
Postal Workers Fear Privatization Could Force Them to Deliver Mail in a Timely Manner

USPS employees in Baton Rouge are warning the public that if the mail starts arriving on time, Americans may begin to trust institutions again—a dangerous precedent no one is ready for.