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Mayor Cantrell Seeks Solace in Maldives After Sunday Parade Cancellations, Citing ‘Emotional Distress’

As New Orleans’ Mardi Gras parades were canceled, Mayor Cantrell jetted to the Maldives, citing “emotional distress.” “I gotta keep my mental right,” she explained, while sippin’ on gin & juice.

New Orleans Mayor Skips Educational Funding Meeting to Attend International Conference on Educational Funding and Transparency

Latoya Cantrell Speaking The Sadvocate

n a bold display of leadership, Mayor LaToya Cantrell was notably absent from a press conference addressing the city’s $20 million settlement with the Orleans Parish School Board. Why? She was reportedly attending an International Conference on Education Funding and Transparency

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