Oak Point Fresh Market Adds “Forgot What My Wife Sent Me For” Waiting Area Near Front Entrance
The new waiting area comes equipped for shoppers working from grocery lists containing instructions like “the same one we always get.”
EBR Launches “Suffering Builds Character” Campaign to Discourage St. George School Breakaway
With St. George looking to leave, EBR leaders are doubling down, saying the real education was the disappointment students experienced along the way.
St. George Man Celebrates One Year Anniversary of Attempting Left Turn at Pecue and Highland
A St. George man marked one full year attempting a single left turn at Pecue and Highland, as family celebrated roadside and officials confirmed solutions remain under extended, ongoing study.
St. George Mayoral Candidate Demonstrates Ability to Make Problems Go Away Instantly by Deleting Tough Questions Online
In a bold display of problem-solving prowess, St. George mayoral candidate Jim Morgan has showcased his ability to make challenges disappear—by repeatedly deleting his own campaign posts when questioned by several voters.