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Tag: School District

EBR Leaders Concerned Residents May Discover Successful Schools Keep Appearing Everywhere Around Them

East Baton Rouge Parish School Board The Sadvocate

Parish officials fear parents may begin expecting functioning schools after noticing nearby districts somehow figured it out years ago.

Baton Rouge Activists Complete Impressive Career Shift From City Planning Experts to School District Authorities

Local experts who just wrapped up their decade-long run as city planners have already rebranded as education policy specialists. Officials say the turnaround time was “impressively aggressive.”

After 13,000 Absences, EBR School Board Declares Victory Over Overcrowding

East Baton Rouge Parish School Board The Sadvocate

Baton Rouge schools celebrate empty desks as a win against overcrowding—13,000 absent students means more “room to grow.”

Former Mayor Shocked That St. George Organizers Listened to her and Formed City, Considers Suing Herself

Sharon Weston Broome Baton Rouge St. George The Sadvocate

Former Mayor Sharon Weston Broome is reportedly stunned to learn that the organizers of St. George actually listened to her advice from 2012. Now, after suing to stop what she set in motion, she may consider legal action against herself.

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