Local Developers Unveil “Oak Creek Preserve” Subdivision on Completely Treeless Land
“Oak Creek Preserve” reportedly features no oaks, no creek, and absolutely nothing being preserved, but residents will enjoy luxury vinyl flooring and a retention pond.
Officials Confirm Entire Pecue Lane Corridor Was Designed Using SimCity on Maximum Difficulty
Local drivers say navigating Pecue Lane now feels less like commuting and more like participating in a city-sponsored endurance competition.
Livingston Parish Adds 12th Major Subdivision to Road Designed During Covered Wagon Era
Livingston Parish officials approved another massive subdivision connected to the same overcrowded two-lane road, originally designed back when “rush hour” meant two covered wagons meeting head-on.
DOTD to Install Wi-fi on Mississippi River Bridge So Commuters Can Stream Netflix While Stuck in Traffic
The DOTD has announced free Wi-Fi for the Mississippi River Bridge, admitting traffic won’t improve but commuters will at least be able to binge their favorite shows while waiting.