Audit Finds 15 Louisiana Boards Doing Absolutely Nothing, Making Them State’s Most Efficient Government Entities
Louisiana may have finally discovered the secret to efficient government: stop doing government.
State Launches Online Tracker Showing Current Number Of Active Disputes Between New Orleans and Jeff Landry
New Orleans disputed the state’s dispute tracker, immediately proving the tracker works.
State Approves $6.4 Million to Do What Man With Drill Suggested in 2016
A man suggested this in 2016, but his drill wasn’t government-certified.
Louisiana Officials Report Running Dangerously Low On The Phrase ‘Unprecedented’
Louisiana officials say the state’s emergency supply of the word “unprecedented” is running dangerously low after another year of nonstop political drama.
Louisiana Man Stands In DMV Line So Long He Becomes Vested In State Retirement System
A Baton Rouge man who entered the DMV to renew his driver’s license in 2021 has reportedly accumulated enough time in line to become vested in Louisiana’s state retirement system.
Louisiana DCFS Says Missing Paperwork Since 2012 Shows Long-Term Commitment To Reducing Clutter
After auditors discovered the same problems dating back to 2012, DCFS reportedly explained that eliminating paperwork entirely has dramatically improved office organization.
Recall Organizer Files Recall Petition Against Secretary of State Receptionist For Saying “You Again” On Third Visit
Baton Rouge’s most dedicated recall organizer has reportedly added a Secretary of State receptionist to her growing list of political enemies after being greeted with the phrase “You again.”
DMV Head Says Landry’s QR Inspection Sticker Plan Would Force Agency to Finally Upgrade From Windows 95
Governor Landry’s new QR inspection sticker plan promises cutting-edge technology for Louisiana drivers, assuming the OMV servers running Windows 95 can survive the shock of being asked to generate something from this century.
Jeff Landry Announces New Earthquake Response Office, Staffed With 14 Friends From Campaign
After a rare earthquake shook northwest Louisiana, Governor Jeff Landry announced a brand new state agency to address future tremors, immediately staffing the office with 14 trusted allies from his recent campaign.