Zachary Man Kills Girlfriend’s Dad at Dad’s Home, Gets Same Sentence as Kid Who Egged a House

A Louisiana man broke into his underage girlfriend’s father’s home, killed the man, and walked away with just probation. The judge’s reasoning? Rehabilitation, so long as it doesn’t interfere with Wheel of Fortune. Welcome to Homicide Lite™, where bedtime is the new justice.
Escaped Inmate Calls 911 After Ending Up on Siegen Lane, Begs to Return to Prison

A work-release inmate’s escape ended in sheer terror when he found himself on Siegen Lane, surrounded by vagrants, impromptu street vendors, and unlicensed security guards. In fear, he called 911—begging to go back to prison.