Lamont Cole Asks Judge To Throw Out Indictment Under Louisiana’s LSU Football Season Immunity Act
Cole’s attorneys are asking the court to respect Louisiana’s most sacred legal protection: LSU football.
New Orleans Quietly Lists Slightly Used Attorney General Indictment On Facebook Marketplace
NEW ORLEANS, LA – Just hours after asking that criminal charges against Attorney General Liz Murrill be dropped, New Orleans officials reportedly listed the city’s slightly used indictment on Facebook Marketplace in hopes that another municipality might have a need for it. The listing describes the indictment as being in “excellent condition,” noting it was […]
New Orleans Officials Begin Printing Then Shredding Emails Ahead Of Expected Murrill Subpoenas
Somewhere inside City Hall, a printer is working harder than anyone else in the building.
NOLA Official Seeks Indictment Against State Trooper After Being Warned Speeding Could Result In A Ticket
A New Orleans official has reportedly found the next great threat to democracy: a state trooper who warned that speeding could result in a ticket.
NOLA Officials Ask State To “Spot Them A Few More Million” So They Can Go After Attorney General
Fresh off borrowing $125 million from the state, New Orleans officials reportedly admitted they just need a little more Louisiana money before they can continue going after Attorney General Liz Murrill.
Recall Organizers Confident Goal Would Be Reached If Signature Requirement Were Eliminated
Campaign leaders described the signature thresholds as “the primary obstacle” preventing the recalls from moving forward, adding that nearly every other aspect of the efforts has gone according to plan.
Recall Organizer Threatens To Recall Any Citizen Who Refuses To Sign All Three Recall Petitions
Facing multiple rapidly approaching recall petition deadlines, a Louisiana recall organizer has announced plans to begin recalling citizens who refuse to sign all three of her existing recall petitions.
Recall Organizer Files Recall Petition Against Secretary of State Receptionist For Saying “You Again” On Third Visit
Baton Rouge’s most dedicated recall organizer has reportedly added a Secretary of State receptionist to her growing list of political enemies after being greeted with the phrase “You again.”
Louisiana AG Liz Murrill Proposes ID Requirements for People Waiting in King Cake Lines
Louisiana Attorney General Liz Murrill proposed voter ID requirements for king cake lines, arguing the state must protect limited inventory from out-of-state buyers and residents who “just discovered Mardi Gras.”
Schexnayder Laughs at Artifact’s Priceless Claim By AG Murrill, Says Pawn Shop Wouldn’t Go Past $100
Former Speaker Clay Schexnayder downplayed the value of Louisiana’s missing artifact, saying it couldn’t be priceless since a Gonzales pawn shop only offered him $100 for it.
Attorney General Files 34-Page Lawsuit Against CVS Using 23 Foot Long Receipt Paper
Attorney General Liz Murrill filed a 34-page lawsuit against CVS on a single, unbroken 23-foot CVS receipt, citing it as “the only paper long enough to capture all the corporate hypocrisies.”