Ole Miss Fans Form Task Force to Investigate Why Their Feelings Didn’t Override a $4 Million Raise for Kiffin
Ole Miss fans have formed TEARS, a taskforce investigating how their hurt feelings failed to outweigh a multimillion-dollar raise, despite overwhelming evidence that $4 million tends to win negotiations.
Kiffin Saga Forces Louisiana Men To Admit They Haven’t Heard a Word Their Wives Said For Two Solid Weeks
Experts say the statewide “Kiffin trance” wiped out all male listening skills for nearly two weeks, leaving wives talking to human statues who only responded to coaching-news keywords.
Jeff Landry and LSU AD Plan to Camp Outside Jimmy Sexton’s Office Hoping to Snag a Black Friday Doorbuster Deal on Kiffin
Governor Jeff Landry and LSU’s AD will camp outside Jimmy Sexton’s office later this week, hoping to snag Lane Kiffin at a Black Friday doorbuster rate.
Lane Kiffin Reconsiders LSU Job After His Plane Is Stolen and Found on Cinder Blocks off Siegen Lane
Lane Kiffin’s jet vanished from Baton Rouge Metro Airport only to reappear on cinder blocks behind Siegen Lane like it owed someone money. The heist has reportedly made the Ole Miss coach “rethink everything” about the LSU job.