Landry Pushes Trump to Open Strait of Hormuz to Licensed Louisiana Fishermen After Taking Him Fishing There
After Trump reportedly caught multiple mackerel in the Strait of Hormuz, Landry now wants Louisiana fishermen to have access to the same waters.
Rick Edmonds Proposes Renaming I-10 “Donald Trump Expressway,” Expects Thousands to Stop Using It Immediately
Officials may have finally found a way to fix Baton Rouge traffic, and it doesn’t involve new lanes, just convincing thousands of drivers to avoid I-10 entirely.
Trump Campaign Calls Nicki Minaj Endorsement a “Cultural Drop,” Declines to Explain Further
The Trump campaign labeled Nicki Minaj’s endorsement a “cultural drop,” admitting the phrase sounded confident enough to avoid follow-up questions or the need for an actual explanation.
Trump Suggests Governor Landry Deploy National Guard to Replace Saints Offensive Line
Trump proposed Governor Jeff Landry deploy the National Guard to the Superdome, claiming soldiers would provide “tremendous discipline” and “no false starts.” Landry didn’t rule it out, hinting that public safety now includes preventing Rattler from being sacked every other play.
Trump Pardons NBA YoungBoy, Asks Him to Drop Diss Track on Letitia James
Former President Donald Trump stunned the political world again—this time by pardoning rapper NBA YoungBoy and immediately asking him to “spit some heat” aimed at New York Attorney General Letitia James, one of Trump’s most persistent legal adversaries.
Trump Kicks Zelensky Out of White House for Dressing Like an Eastern European PE Teacher
Trump abruptly ended his meeting with Zelensky, citing a serious diplomatic offense—his outfit. “He walks in dressed like a gym teacher, and I’m supposed to take him seriously?” Trump scoffed.