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Bear Spotted Recently in Livingston Parish Checks Into Rehab After Week-Long Meth Bender

Livingston Parish Bear The Sadvocate

The black bear spotted in Livingston Parish has officially checked into rehab after a week-long meth binge. Rehab staff say the bear, now toothless with one gold incisor, insists on being called “Cooter” and believes he’s engaged to Waffle House waitress named Crystal.

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