Denham Springs Council Approves Convention Center, Prohibits Any Conventions From Taking Place Inside
The Denham Springs City Council approved a new $45 million convention center, but made sure to prohibit any conventions from actually taking place inside.
Utility Workers Say Juban Road Lines Still Not Moved Because They’ve Been Stuck in Juban Traffic Since 2021
Forget DOTD spin. Crews say Juban delays come down to one thing: getting trapped in Juban Road traffic for four years straight.
Denham Springs Police Raid Local Ice Cream Shop, Seize 12 Cases of Rum Raisin
Officers warned that Rum Raisin posed a “moral threat,” even going so far as to bag the tubs as evidence of frozen rebellion. Critics say the raid shows the city clings to Prohibition logic whenever it suits them.
Denham Springs Says Ice Cream Parlor Too Holy for Liquor License, Not Holy Enough For Tax Exemption
Denham Springs ruled Mustard Seed Creamery is a church for blocking booze, but a business when it’s time to collect taxes.
Black Bear Seen in Livingston Parish Identified as Boyfriend of Denham Springs Woman
A Livingston woman says her new boyfriend doesn’t cheat, doesn’t lie, and “smells better than her ex.” The twist? He’s a black bear.
Livingston Parish Burglars Blame Economy After Breaking Into Cars and Finding Nothing but Trash
Local burglars say the struggling economy is making their jobs harder, as Livingston Parish cars now hold nothing but disappointment, unpaid parking tickets, and melted ChapStick. “At least leave a working charger,” one thief begged.