Chevron Escapes $744M Louisiana Judgment by Hiring Brian Kelly as VP of Subsurface Operations—Cites His History of Running Things in the Ground
Chevron dodged a $744M environmental judgment by hiring LSU’s Brian Kelly as VP of Subsurface Operations—citing his unique ability to sink high-potential programs with alarming efficiency. Louisiana officials called it “a favor to the entire region.”
LSU Baseball Hires EBR Public Works to Manage Delays Citing Unmatched Experience
LSU’s latest game delay had fans checking their watches—and now, LSU Athletics is bringing in East Baton Rouge Public Works to manage the chaos. If they can’t stop the rain, they’ll at least slow everything else down.
After $955K Deficit, LSU’s Athletic Director Named Finalist for Louisiana State Government Finance Award
From spending SEC money like it’s Monopoly cash to being honored for it by the state, LSU’s athletic department just reminded everyone why Louisiana’s unofficial motto is “It’s not broken, it’s tradition.”