Gavin Newsom Declares California a ‘Climate-Free Zone’ to Combat Global Warming
Governor Gavin Newsom has declared California a “climate-free zone” in a bold effort to eliminate global warming. “No climate, no climate change,” Newsom explained while banning state agencies from acknowledging heat waves, wildfires, or droughts. Meteorologists must now describe all weather as “mild and sustainable.” Critics raised concerns, but Newsom dismissed them before boarding a private jet to a climate summit.
Karen Bass Launches Investigation to Determine How She Became Mayor of Los Angeles
Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass, fresh off investigating how she ended up in Ghana during an emergency, has now launched a new probe—into how she became mayor at all. “I need answers,” she declared, directing her own administration to unravel the mystery of her election. Critics suggest she start with Google.